spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
sheepishwoes: what the fuck did i just stumble across
arcoffeels: when artists you admire like your art when artists you admire follow you
vaspim: poopflow: circumcising: sweetie you have to eat all that ass before you’re excused from the dinner table *pushes ass off of the table for the dog to eat* yeah mom i ate it all woof woof
slydig: hey dude your boobs are showing i think you need a
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
Everyone like 1 year ago: haha the 3ds is LAME
Everyone now: shit.
yahoo: tornblankpages: yahoo: hello tumblr, i am representative from yahoo. we see that u reblog thing that you donut want us to buy you. this sadden us, made greg cry. you mean people hurt greg feelings. we do not want tumblr now, congratulations JERKS FUCK YOU YAHOO now its just personal
burghers: u guys all talk to each other a lot im just sat here like
slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
laufeeyson: Describe a character really badly in my ask and I’ll try to guess who it is.